This album cover is every lightskinned joke ever made put in one picture. He’s so light skinned he’s translucent. This is his final form. Once you beat every lightskin you gotta fight him. Just a human Glee episode. Looks like he’s sad cus he didn’t get picked in gym class for the dodgeball team. He probably mixes bleach in his lotion. This dude’s bloodtype is “Rock with you” by Michael Jackson. The first single is gonna be something like “Dark Allies Scare Me” ft. craig and manny from Degrassi. This that “My dad should have played catch with me more” music.
Oh shucks! Is it inconvenient to love black culture right now? Where did all y’all go? I swore all of you said you believe we are all equal and gotta stop seeing race cause we all bleed red. Please! Come on and join us! Standing up for justice is way more “hardcore” than listening to Jay Z uncensored if you protest until the sun sets. It will be really “edgy” and “hip” to hit the “ghettoest” parts of Ferguson right now! Who’s down? You should braid your hair up and slick your fully-adult baby hairs for some of the peaceful protests, and rallies.. it’ll be so cool, my “nig”! Come on! Let’s be black now!
90-year-old Holocaust survivor Hedy Epstein arrested for peacefully protesting today in Ferguson. You can help get her and others out (@AwkwardDuck, @GeekNStereo, and some I’m less familiar with, Twitter-wise) by donating to #OperationHelpOrHush. They are not only raising money to bail out peaceful protestors, but they use all funds to help the community and bring them food, water, medical aid, gas masks, and other equipment to help them not die during this terrible time. Follow @SheSeauxSaditty for more info.